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Monday, February 16, 2009

Mr. Bean Jokes!!

1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:Friend:
How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Sunday, February 8, 2009


JANGAN AMBIL MUDAH,Kedudukan jerawat dan info:
DAHI
Haba bad an melampau, peredaran darah tidak baik. Minda dan bad an, mungkin terlampau letih.Stress Kumpulan ini biasanya panas baran Nasihat : P upuk tabiat tidur awal, bangun awal. Dapatkan tidur yg cukup dan minum air banyak
HIDUNG
Jerawat di batang hidung bermaksud tulang belakang kita mungkin bermasalah Di hujung hidung mungkin kerana haba perut melampau dan sisitem penghadaman tidak normal Di salah satu hujung hidung pula boleh dikaitkan dgn ovari atau sistem reproduksi
DAGU
Fungsi buah pinggang terjejas atau sistem endokrin (rembesan dalaman) lemah. Kaum wanita mudah mendapat jerawat di sekitar dagu mungkin berpunca drpd haid yg tidak teratur dan sistem peranakan yang bermasalah.
PIPI KIRI
Fungsi hati mungkin kurang lancar termasuk dilanda masalah rembesan, menyahtoksin dan penghasilan darah.
PIPI KANAN
Fungsi paru-paru mungkin tidak normal
PADA BADAN (BELAKANG & DEPAN)
Sistem perkumuhan yang bermasalah, sembelit. Amalkan pemakanan yang sihat dan mengikuti piramid pemakanan bagi mempastikan toksin tersingkir dengan lebih baik.
Huhu...so guys, jgn wat tak tau je ngan jerawat kita ni eh...mai la bawak berobat, hehe!!

Thursday, February 5, 2009



huhu..Finally Arshavin is officially being an Arsenal player.it was one of the hot transfer in the January's transfering window..hehe..Nothing better than finally hearing that Arshavin will play with Arshavin..
His transfering from Zenit St. Pettersburg to the Arsenal is a Arsenal's £15m club record..HOpes he will play well in Arsenal beside Rosicky,Fabregas,Adebayor Van Persie and other Arsenal team ..

huhu..gO gO Arsenal get back your spot in European Champion league..

huhu..:)

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

My Second Blog!!

HI..my friends...see all of you again, hmm..Long time no see, hmm, do you likes photography?? lets visit my second blog at http://mjkphotosgarden.blogspot.com
...huhu/
jom bergambor!!

 

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